Cover all your grab-and-go needs with a tote that’s as practical as your sarcasm. Reinforced handles? Check - because life’s heavy. Made from 100% cotton, this bag screams eco-conscious without screaming for attention - because subtle flex is the Gen X way.

Specs for the Skeptical:

• Reinforced stitching on handles (stronger than your patience for TikTok
• Large printable area for front & back
• 10-litre capacity - big enough for vinyl, snacks, and existential dread
• 100% cotton, hand wash only (because we still believe in effort)

Minimalism meets maximum attitude. Grab one and prove you can save the planet without posting about it.