It’s like that friend who vanished after college reliable when you need it, then disappears into the dishwasher without a word. Perfect for your morning coffee, late-night doom scroll, or whatever hot beverage helps you pretend you’re still young and edgy. Glossy white with a colored rim, inside, and handle because plain white is basically a boomer move. 

• Ceramic mug – Big enough for coffee strong enough to fuel your existential dread.
• Hand wash to keep it prestine.
• White rim, inside, and handle – A pop of color, like your personality before you started ghosting group chats.
• Free ironic quotes or passive-aggressive reminders that you “meant to text back.”