This ceramic mug? It’s like that friend who vanished after college - reliable when you need it, then disappears into the dishwasher without a word. Perfect for your morning coffee, late-night doom scroll, or whatever hot beverage helps you pretend you’re still young and edgy. 

• Ceramic mug – Big enough for coffee, strong enough to fuel your existential dread.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe – Because adulting is hard and you’re not hand-washing anything.
• Colored rim, inside, and handle – A pop of color, like your personality before you started ghosting group chats.
• White print area – Perfect for ironic quotes or passive-aggressive reminders that you “meant to text back.”