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Jogging toward immortality, slowly. T Shirt
$48.00 NZD
This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is your ultimate companion for outrunning fate at least for a few laps. A durable staple with a classic fit, it’s one of our most popular items because even the Grim Reaper appreciates quality stitching. Relaxed style, perfect for casual wear… or your next existential jog.
Features (with a twist):
- Seamless double-needle collar – Because Death hates loose ends.
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems – Built to last longer than your sprint from the inevitable.
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability – Strong enough to handle the weight of destiny
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 71 cm | 74 cm | 76 cm | 79 cm | 81 cm | 85 cm |
| Width | 92 cm | 102 cm | 112 cm | 122 cm | 132 cm | 142 cm |
| Half Chest | 46 cm | 51 cm | 56 cm | 61 cm | 66 cm | 71 cm |
100% cotton (preshrunk - because shrinking is for civilians)
General: The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash: Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry: Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
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